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[starkinternship]

if you think more kinky, then it gets a lot more fun

[engineous]

Please have mercy on my tired brain and tell me what you’re cooking up.

[starkinternship]

uh - nothing more than just making you wait
you know - don't do anything until i get there


whenever that is

[engineous]

Oh don’t worry about that, I’ll just be lying here thinking about all the wicked things you could do to me.

[starkinternship]

see - now i'm thinking your imagination is way better than mine or you'll build it up too much and you'll be disappointed

[engineous]

You could never be disappointing, baby. But if you want to elaborate on what’s in store for us later, it’ll guide my imagination down a realistic path.

[starkinternship]

teasing

lots and lots of teasing

[engineous]

With your hands or mouth?

[starkinternship]

de ce nu amandoua*

[ don't ask him why he picked Romanian over Spanish... ]


[* why not both?]

[engineous]

When did you pick up Romanian?

[starkinternship]

talking to Bucky
also the internet - lots of phone apps
and i'm very smart

forgive me I have to use google translate since I’m not as smart as these two

[engineous]

Come va il tuo italiano?

saaame - my italian isn't much more advanced than my romanian =)

[starkinternship]

nu e grozav dacă trebuie să traduc mai întâi din română

non eccezionale se prima devo tradurre dal rumeno

[ those say the same thing, just in Romanian and then Italian - not great if i have to translate from romanian first ]

vuoi che io usi l'italiano invece?

[ that's just 'do you want me to use Italian instead ]

(ok - i cheated on all of those because i haven't spent THAT much time talking to Bucky and my Italian is rudimentary at best and both are piggybacking on my mostly decent Spanish)

[engineous]

Vous pouvez choisir la langue qui vous semble la plus surprenante.

[ Round-about French for "surprise me." ]

[starkinternship]

yeah - so Karen had to translate that one for me bc we didn't get to go to Paris on my school trip...

[ thanks to Beck... not that he's bitter or anything... (he totally is) ]

SuH, chay' tlhInganpu' 'e' vItuH.

[ Klingon for: How's your Klingon? ]

[engineous]

I can fill in that gap for you.

ú- sui man sui nin Sindarin

[ Tolkien Elvish for "Not as good as my Sindarin." ]

Both are a bitch to write compared to conversational use though.

[starkinternship]

Karen interjection: You two have reached peak nerd. I'm out.

imma reprogram her to up her nerd quotient
but - yes... at least with Romanian i can switch keyboards and get the accent marks
Klingon and such, i gotta do all the extra work

oh my god... people gotta stop stealing cars...

[ there's a delay - unless Karen decides to broadcast through all of the audio from the fight with the car thief, witty quips included ]

tonight has been ridiculous. is there something in the water?

[engineous]

She really shouldn't have a nerd quotient, but it's nice to have a sassy voice in your ear sometimes.

Well it's a Friday. But it could be that someone finally got the jump on me and sucked out all the energy to disperse among the hooligans of Queens.

[starkinternship]

well - Queens has gotten all of the Spider-Man it's getting tonight

where are you crashing tonight anyway? since you have like a hundred homes around the five boroughs

[engineous]

Smartass. The main one in Manhattan that's technically my home address.

[starkinternship]

that's not new

[ the smartass thing ]

i gotta know - it would suck if i showed up to the wrong place
all that extra waiting you'd have to do

i mean - you gotta wait anyway, bc i'm in Queens... but if i can catch a bus or truck across the bridge, all good

[ he might also stop for some munchies... he's had a busy patrol ]

[engineous]

I've still be waiting longer than I'd like, what's a while more?

There's pizza and beer here, by the way.

[starkinternship]

aww how terrible for you
not like you've ever done that to me

cool. i need crunchy junk food, and one of the best little bodegas is down from your building

what're you gonna be wearing when i get there?

[engineous]

Is this your revenge? Making an old man wait for his daily orgasm?

I'm absolutely ass naked in bed.

[starkinternship]

i'm not making you do anything
you're the one who said you were too tired to do it yourself
i told you to make it kinky

oh good - that'll save time